me I think I need to wear glasses

doctor Where's this coming from?

me Well I had 20/20 vision for 26 years...

doctor But?

me But then I discovered fanfiction, and I've read like five million words written in my second language, English...

doctor Reading will not affect your vision out of nowhere...

me Well proper reading not, but when you read 100k + words in one go on your phone in the middle of the night

doctor Let's see about those glasses